The number of the beast (or really, “the number of a man” associated with the beast) is, rather strangely, one of the most famous items in the NT–many people who could not name the four gospels know about 666.
There are some good comic riffs on this number floating around the web; I’ve taken some, and come up with a few of my own. But first let me point out that I think it’s important to joke about this. One of my recent bank account numbers had 666 in the middle of it, and some folks I know would flip about this. But as far as the original author of Revelation was concerned, the point of the number is not the number itself. Christians who take the Bible literally must account for symbolism. John never intended for people to get worked up over a number–he had something far more important to say, to which that number was a mere pointer.
Here we go then. Feel free to add your own in the comments. To borrow from JFK (and Brian Regan), “Ask not what the number of the Beast is, ask what you can do with the number of the Beast.”
668 The neighbor of the beast
666% What the beast gives at work and at play
2/3 The fraction of the beast
111 Payment plan of the beast
666F Temperature for cooking roast beast
999 Number of the beast in Australia, South Africa, etc.
66,666 Number of the Costco version of the Beast
NT 666 New Testament course on the beast (and the rest of Revelation…there is a real course on Revelation numbered NT 666 at Asbury Seminary; you can download the course at ITunesU)
222 Number of the beast on the moon
Fe666 Ironman version of the Beast
H2O2 666 Blonde Beast
Ag 666 Al Davis
665.95 Retail price of the Beast
29A Hexidecimal number of the beast
1010011010 The binary Beast
Belle+666 Beauty and the Beast
666i The BMW model driven by the beast
00666 Beast. James Beast.
616 The beast in witness protection (also based on real life; one of the earliest available texts of this passage in Revelation cites 616 as the beast’s number rather than 666; see the third line of the fragment below, XIC with line over it).

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